Meg | UK.
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I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."
— Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via smokingjointswithmileycyrus)
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want